Television Has A Real Problem. They Have

While My Friends Were Discussing Pearl Harbor As The Country's Problem, I Took It Personally. It Dawned On Me That The Japanese Attack Could Be My Ticket Out Of High School.

This Is Not An Easy Time For Humorists Because The Government Is Far Funnier Than We Are.

The Powder Is Mixed With Water And Tastes Exactly Like Powder Mixed With Water.

Any Company Executive Who Overcharges The Government More Than $5 Million Will Be Fined $50 Or Have To Go To Traffic School Three Nights A Week

War For Most Men Is Not Fighting Or Marching In Parades. It Is Sitting Around Somewhere Wondering What The Hell You Are Supposed To Be Doing.