Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices

I Won't Take No For A Question.

There Was A Girl I Loved In High School - But Never Spoke To. Cut To My Five-year Reunion: I'm An Entirely Different Person.

Strip Clubs Are Great Places To Meet Interesting People You Only Wanna Know For About 40 Minutes.

I Always Wanted To Be A Snake. Every Time I Saw A Snake On Tv. I'd Always Say 'why Not Me?'

I Have Faith In All Mankind. Well,not Faith Really, More Like Hopeful Suspicion. And Not "all" But 5 People. Mankind Meaning Computers.