Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices

I'm A Deep Thinker When It Comes To Shallow No Brainers.

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.

My Brain Is Very Fantastical. If I Ever Actually Recorded Myself, I Could Probably Win A Grammy For Sex Talk. Being On The Road While In Relationships, You Need To Learn To Pleasure One Another.

Someone Needs To Make A Zombie Movie Where When You Get Bit It Turns You Into A Singing And Dancing Extraordinaire.

Ma'am, Are You Trying To Molest Me Via Drivethru?