I Get So Into The Moment.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

Every Great Thing Starts With An Idea, Followed By A Doubt And Finally A Resolve To Abandon Or Pursue. Victory Is A Treacherous Journey.

Let's Talk A Little About Love. Sometimes You Meet Somebody And You Have What Is Known As A Relationship And Things Can Go Great. If Things Go Great You Have A Great Relationship. Sometimes It Doesn't Go So Great And I Call That A Relationshit!

I Don't Write Any Of My Material Down. I Like To Improvise And Be Spontaneous.