I Get So Into The Moment.

I Think Beating Someone To Death With A Ukulele Would Just Sound Funny.

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.

I Feel Like The Gods Have Certainly Patted Me On The Head.

My Fam Is Just A Regular Family. But All Of Them Have Great Senses Of Humor.

You Can't Teach An Old Hater New Truths.