Take The Back Roads Instead Of The

Elvis Said, Miss Minnie, Do You Think It Would Be Out Of Order If I Go Up And Speak To General Stewart? I've Always Been Such A Fan Of His. So Elvis Went Up To Speak To The Stewarts.

Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.

They Were Taking Pictures And Everything. When We Got Down Off The Plane, The Minute Elvis Made His Appearance At The Door Of The Plane, The Screaming Got Even Worse.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

Roy Acuff Was The First Country Music Star To Buy A Home In A Fashionable Section Of Nashville. The Real Estate Man Said, 'mr. Acuff, How Do You Plan To Take Care Of This?' Since The House Was Very Expensive At The Time. Roy Said, 'would Cash Be All Right?'