The Doctor Must Have Put My Pacemaker

When We Got To The Hotel, The Hawaiian Village, There Were 500 Screaming Women There. The Police Were Trying To Keep The Crowd Back. It Was Very Dangerous.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!

Take The Back Roads Instead Of The Highways.

Once You've Gotten Used To Performing, You Can't Give It Up.

Getting Married Is A Lot Like Getting Into A Tub Of Hot Water. After You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.