Suicide Is Cheating The Doctor Out Of

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

Early Genius, Like Early Cabbage, Does Not Head Well.

My Advice To Those Who Are About To Begin, In Earnest, The Journey Of Life, Is To Take Their Heart In One Hand And A Club In The Other.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

It's A Wise Man Who Profits By His Own Experience, But It's A Good Deal Wiser One Who Lets The Rattlesnake Bite The Other Fellow.