Half Of The Troubles Of This Life

Newfoundland Dogs Are Good To Save Children From Drowning, But You Must Have A Pond Of Water Handy And A Child, Or Else There Will Be No Profit In Boarding A Newfoundland.

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.

Admiration Is A Youthful Fancy Will Which Scarcely Ever Survives To Mature Years.

It Ain't What A Man Don't Know That Makes Him A Fool, But What He Does Know That Ain't So.

Keep A Cow, And Then The Milk Won't Have To Be Watered But Once.