Half Of The Troubles Of This Life

Most People Repent Their Sins By Thanking God They Ain't So Wicked As Their Neighbors.

Silence Is Said To Be Golden, But The Best Fools The World Has Ever Produced Had Nothing To Say On The Subject

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

Experience Is A Grindstone; And It Is Lucky For Us, If We Can Get Brightened By It, And Not Ground.