Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or

Grandma Cheated Whenever She Could. She Cheated Because It Was A Much More Scientific And Surer Way Of Winning Than Trusting To Luck.

Success Is Like Winning The Sweepstakes Or Getting Killed In An Automobile Crash. It Always Happens To Somebody Else.

A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile The Cold Cuts High; So You Should See Salami Coming Through The Rye.

A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."