Grandma Cheated Whenever She Could. She Cheated

There's Beatles Books And T-shirts And Rings, And One Thing And Another. To Buy My Daughter All These Things, I Had To Sell Her Brother.

A "normal" Person Is The Sort Of Person That Might Be Designed By A Committee. You Know, "each Person Puts In A Pretty Color And It Comes Out Gray."

A Committee Is A Group Of Individuals Who All Put In A Perfectly Good Color, And It Comes Out Gray.

Do Not Make A Stingy Sandwich; Pile The Cold Cuts High; So You Should See Salami Coming Through The Rye.

I Had Moved Out Of The Edison Hotel Because I Couldn't Pay The Bill And Was Living At The Lincoln Hotel, Where I Couldn't Pay The Bill Either, But It Was Cheaper.