Stan Musial, Who Said, Why Didn't They

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!

Orville Wright Said To His Brother, "wilbur, You Were Only In The Air For 12 Seconds. How Could My Luggage Be In Cleveland?"

Joan Rivers, Who Said To Marcel Marceau, Can We Talk? Never Got A Dinner!

Lot, Who Said To His Wife As She Was Being Turned Into A Pillar Of Salt, Stop Shaking! Never Got A Dinner!

Alex Hailey, Who Traced His Roots All The Way To The Back Of The Bus. Never Got A Dinner!