The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said

I Am Always Joking And Always Clowning, Giving And Helping.

Where Else But In America Can A Poor Black Man Like Michael Jackson Grow Up To Be A Rich White Woman?

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!

Dean Martin's Pancreas, Who Overheard His Liver Singing I Got A Right To Sing The Blues. Never Got A Dinner!

Captain Hook's Mother, Who Said To Little Hook, For God Sakes, Don't Scratch It! Never Got A Dinner!