South Park Called...they Want Their Everything Back.

Comics Just Don't Retire. They Either Die Young Or They Go To 100.

People Are Not Afraid To Be Very Direct With Police. And I Think That's Part Of The Problem Is That People Are Angry At The Cops And Then The Cops Are Stressed Out And They, You Know, Pay It Backwards, So To Speak.

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

I Had A Life Experience That Most Of My - That None Of My Friends Had. I Remember I Became Everybody's Rabbi. Everybody Who Needed Advice Would Talk To Me, And It Became An Obvious Thing.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.