Somehow I Enjoy Watching People Suffer.

There Will Be A Rain Dance Friday Night, Weather Permitting!

No One Is More Himself Than The Moment When He's Laughing At A Joke. It's At Those Moments That People's Defenses Go Down, And That's When You Can Slip In A Good Idea.

There Are Ten Thousand People In The United States In A Persistent Vegetative State. Just Enough To Start A Small Town. Think Of Them As Veggie-burghers.

I Can Remember Staring At The Orphanage And Feeling Envy.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.