Someday I'm Going To Go Onstage In

Politicians... Talk In Generalities And Lies, And I Think They've Caused All Our Grief. They're So Awful, They're Really Funny. I Hate Thinking This Because My Dad Loved Politics.

As Far As Cookbooks Go, I Think Joy Of Cooking Is A Classic. I've Used It Over And Over Again. Julia Child Frustrates Me. By The Time You Get All Her Herbs Together, You're Exhausted

If I Ever Completely Lost My Nervousness I Would Be Frightened Half To Death.

I Sang In The Choir For Years, Even Though My Family Belonged To Another Church.

If I Hadn't Become A Celebrity, I'd Probably Be An Alcoholic.