Some Sad News, President Bush's Lapdog Passed

If You're A Gunfighter, You Like To Die In The Street.

The Iraqis Sat Down For Talks On How To Put Together A Post-war Government. They Would Have Sat Down Yesterday, But Somebody Stole All Their Couches.

Arnold Said This Is A Last Minute Attack By Democrats. How Did Arnold Know To Grope Only Democrats?

Show Business Is Like Champagne. You'll Appreciate It More If You Don't Drink It Everyday

If President Obama Really Wants To Hurt The Syrian Government, Don't Send Cruise Missiles. He Should Send Over Some Of His Economic Advisers.