So I've Worked Really Hard, Because Nothing

Acting Isn't Really A Creative Profession. It's An Interpretative One.

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning.

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too. Just Hope When You Get To That Great Racetrack In The Sky, That The Balance Will Tip Slightly Into Those Things That You'd Be Proud Of.

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.