I Picture My Epitaph: 'here Lies Paul

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look Darkest, They Go Black.

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.

How Many Honest Men Do You Know? Take The Sinners Away From The Saints, You're Lucky To End Up With Abraham Lincoln.

The Only Way We Can Give Our Children The Best Education In The World And Prepare Them For The Next Century Is By Funding The Programs That Serve Them.