So, Have You Heard About The Oyster

Did Your Mother Never Tell You Not To Drink On An Empty Head?

I Don't Have Wild Dogs Chasing People With Scripts Away From My Door. I Get My Share. I've Done Okay. But I Usually Do Independent Stuff Because That's Mostly What I'm Offered.

There Are Two Seasons In Scotland: June And Winter.

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

Behind The Proscenium Arch, You Can't Always Hear What People In The Audience Are Saying.