So Far,so Good........................so What?

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Besides, The Bass Isn't A Difficult Instrument To Play. It's Like One Step Up From The Kazoo, Isn't It?

Penelope Spheeris Is A Wonderful Lady. She's A Very Talented Director, And I Curse Better Because Of Her.

I Like Jazz, But I Could Never Play It. You Just Sit There With A Guitar The Size Of A Chevy On Your Chest, Wearing A Stupid Hat, Playing The Same Solo For An Hour.

I Was Always The New Kid In School, I'm The Kid From A Broken Family, I'm The Kid Who Had No Dad Showing Up At The Father-son Stuff, I'm The Kid That Was Using Food Stamps At The Grocery Store.