I'm Not A Great Singer

No Matter How Beautiful A Girl Is, She Still Shits.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Ask The Sheep For Their Beliefs... Do You Kill On God's Command?

Penelope Spheeris Is A Wonderful Lady. She's A Very Talented Director, And I Curse Better Because Of Her.

David Gilmour Can Do More With One Note Than Most Other Guitar Players Can Do With The Whole Fretboard