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What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Ask The Sheep For Their Beliefs... Do You Kill On God's Command?

God Created Whammy Bars For People Who Don't Know How To Solo.

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

To Me, The Most Important Thing Was To Treat People The Way You Want To Be Treated. Some People Say That I'm A Mean Person. Well, You Know What? The Person That's Saying That Is Probably A Dipshit And I Put Them In Their Place! I Have A Knack For Doing That.