If I Were President Of The United

It's Not How Big Your Pencil Is; It's How You Write Your Name.

Penelope Spheeris Is A Wonderful Lady. She's A Very Talented Director, And I Curse Better Because Of Her.

Well, The Stuff That I Liked Growing Up Was Ac/dc, Led Zeppelin, But I Also Liked The Beatles And Guys Like Cat Stevens And Elton John.

Besides, The Bass Isn't A Difficult Instrument To Play. It's Like One Step Up From The Kazoo, Isn't It?

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.