Simple It's Not, I'm Afraid You Will

If You'd Never Been Born, Then You Might Be An Isn't! An Isn't Has No Fun At All. No, He Disn't.

You're Never Too Old, Too Wacky, Too Wild, To Pick Up A Book And Read To A Child.

[a]s You Partake Of The World's Bill Of Fare, That's Darned Good Advice To Follow. Do A Lot Of Spitting Out The Hot Air. And Be Careful What You Swallow.

He Who Makes A Beast Out Of Himself Gets Rid Of The Pain Of Being A Man.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All.