She Was So Ugly That I Took

My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good. Last Week, I Got Through The Windmill.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

I Don't Get No Respect. I Called Suicide Prevention. They Tried To Talk Me Into It.