She Was So Fat That Her Clothes

I Drink Too Much, Way Too Much; My Doctor Drew Blood He Ran A Tab!

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.