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The Best Way To Execute French Cooking Is To Get Good And Loaded And Whack The Hell Out Of A Chicken.

Anything That Says 'healthy' I Say Away From... Giving Up Butter, For Instance, Means That In About Two Years You Will Be Covered In Dandruff.

We Should Enjoy Food And Have Fun. It Is One Of The Simplest And Nicest Pleasures In Life.

But I Was A Pure Romantic, And Only Operating With Half My Burners Turned On.

Food, Like The People Who Eat It, Can Be Stimulated By Wine Or Spirits. And, As With People, It Can Also Be Spoiled.