My Father Was In Charge Of Managing

I’m Awfully Sorry For People Who Are Taken In By All Of Today’s Dietary Mumbo Jumbo. They Are Not Getting Any Enjoyment Out Of Their Food.

I Have Trouble With Toast. Toast Is Very Difficult. You Have To Watch It All The Time Or It Burns Up.

My, I Get So Depressed After A Poor Meal; That's Why I Can Never Stay In England For More Than A Week.

The Tomato Hides Its Griefs. Internal Damage Is Hard To Spot.

When The War Broke Out I Decided I Would Be Very Patriotic. Standing My Full Height. I Presented Myself To The Wacs And The To The Waves. And I Was Rejected - I Was An Inch Too Tall.