Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

He Asked Me If I Had Adequate Health Insurance.

It Wasn't Exactly That Lula Was Fat. It Was More That She Was Too Short For Her Weight." - Stephanie Plum

I Rolled My Eyes So Far Into The Top Of My Head I Almost Fell Over Backward.

Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy, And Leaving The Door Open On The Mystical Saves Me Work. I Don't Have To Stress My Brain Trying To Explain The Unexplainable. It's Magic. End Of Discussion.

My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And Taco.