Personally, I'm A Lazy Kind Of Guy,

About That Proposal, Cupcake..." Morelli

Morelli Grabbed The Front Of My Shirt, Pulled Me To Him, And Kissed Me. It Was A Great Kiss, But I Didn't Know What The Heck It Meant. It Seemed To Me A Breaking Up Kiss Would Have Had Less Tongue.

My Mother Drove Back To The Intersection. "who Are You Dating?" "don't Ask," I Said. I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

I'd Hate To List Our Specialties. Wreck Cars, Eat Doughnuts, Create Mayhem.

You Never Want To Look In A Mirror," Lula Said. "men Love Mirrors. They Look At Themselves Doing The Deed And They See Rex The Wonder Horse. Women Look At Themselves And Think They Need To Renew Their Membership At The Gym.