My Spanish Is Limited To Burrito And

He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

What's This Outfit? You Can't Afford Clothes? Are You Wearing Other Peoples?" Helen Plum

I Got Out Of The Tub And Had To Squelch A Scream When I Saw My Reflection In The Vanity Mirror. My Hair Looked Like It Had Taken 2000 Volts And Been Spray Starched

I Don't Know If It's A Good Idea To Give A Woman A Box Of Bullets When She's Got A Pimple.