He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of

I Took All Of My Rejection Letters - There Must Have Been Thousands Of Them In A Huge Box - And I Went Out On The Curb And Burned Them All, Crying.

Babe, You've Destroyed A Car, Burned Down Two Buildings, Stapled A Guy's Nuts, And You Have Sixteen Stitches In Your Leg. Take A Night Off. Have A Glass Of Wine, Watch Some Television, And Go To Bed Early." -ranger

I Don't Have A Lot Of Domestic Instincts," Ranger Said To Me, His Attention Fixing On The Unidentifiable Glob In My Hair, "but I Have A Real Strong Urge To Take You Home And Hose You Down." I Went Dry Mouth. Connie Bit Into Her Lower Lip, And Lula Fanned Herself With A File.

Has It Ever Occurred To You That You Might Be Delusional?' That's What The Psychiatrist Said, But I Think He's Wrong. There's An Evil Flying Pizza Out There, And It's Got Brenda's Name On It.

Was A Fast Easy Reading, Good To Take Your Mind Off Of Anything Serious For A While