He Had A Body Like Batman

I Write To Entertain. When People Read One Of My Books I Want Them To Finish With A Smile On Their Faces, Feeling A Little Bit Better About Themselves And The People In Their Lives.

There's A Small Possibility That I Might Be A Murder Suspect" Stephanie

My Grandmother Is A Little Cuban Woman Who Cooks All Day And Speaks Spanish. Your Grandmother Watches Pay-per-view Porn." "she Used To Watch The Weather Channel, But She Said There Wasn't Enough Action." -ranger And Stephanie

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

You Deserved To Get Run Over. And Besides, I Barely Tapped You. The Only Reason You Broke Your Leg Was Because You Panicked And Tripped Over Your Own Feet.