I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating

I Think Money Isn't Any Good Sitting Around, So I Spend Some Time In The Shoe Department At Saks.

Ranger Sent Us To Check On You," Hal Said. "we Just Got Here, And We Heard Shots." "some Moron Ate My Jelly Doughnut," Lula Said. "so I Shot Him.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

Adaptation Is One Of The Great Advantages To Being Born And Bred In Jersey. We're Simply Not Bested By Bad Air Or Tainted Water. We're Like That Catfish With Lungs. Take Us Out Of Our Environment And We Can Grow Whatever Body Parts We Need To Survive. After Jersey The Rest Of The Country's A Piece Of Cake. You Want To Send Someone Into A Fallout Zone? Get Him From Jersey. He'll Be Fine.

I Wasnt Always A Writer. When I Went To College And Majored In Fine Arts, I Was A Painter. Then I Was A Stay-at-home Mom.