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The Key To Looking Great In The Evening Is To Look Original. Try To Look Different From Others Without Looking Out Of Place. When Everyone Else Is Wearing Black, Stand Out In A Bold, Bright Color. When Everyone Else Is Wearing Dress That Falls To The Floor, Shock Them With A Short Gold Brocade Suit. But Try Not To Overdo It. Focus On One Thing: Will It Be A Statement Neckclace, A Stunning Pair Of Earrings, Or Really Big Hair? You Decide.

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You Can't Be Melancholy In Fashion Because People Don't Respond To It.