You Know What Makes Me Teary? Goya.

I'm All About Exuberance. We Only Have One Short Life To Live, And We Shouldn't Waste It Being Tasteful.

50s Cheesecake Meets Eskimo Fake Fur.

If I Just Do It, It Will Take Less Time Than Telling Someone What I'm Thinking, And Have Them Free Associate, And Then Come Back To Me And I'll Hate It And I'll Have To Redo It.

I'd Love To Talk To Joaquin Phoenix Because He's A Very Private Guy. Also, He's Creating A New Kind Of Sexy Leading Man. To Me, His Face Is New And Might Be Legendary Someday.

I'd Love To Talk To Angelina Jolie. On My Show I Would Love Her Because She's A Mysterious, Mysterious Figure.