A Gift To Mankind; The Next Elizabeth

I'd Love To Talk To Angelina Jolie. On My Show I Would Love Her Because She's A Mysterious, Mysterious Figure.

I'd Love To Talk To Joaquin Phoenix Because He's A Very Private Guy. Also, He's Creating A New Kind Of Sexy Leading Man. To Me, His Face Is New And Might Be Legendary Someday.

You Know What Makes Me Teary? Goya. Goya Makes Me Cry.

50s Cheesecake Meets Eskimo Fake Fur.

I Don't Want To Offend People.