Remember, The Grass Is Always Greener Where

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.