Religion Isn't The Cause Of Wars, It's

I Have A Very Varied Taste In Music. Everything From Rap To Classical To Latino To Rat Pack To Jazz.

If You Expect Me To Believe That A Lawyer Wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I Must Be Dafter Than I Look.

Individual Words, Sounds, Squiggles On Paper With No Meanings Other Than Those With Which Our Imagination Can Clothe Them.

If You Even Think About Asking Harry Potter For An Autograph, Your Day Ends Right Now.

You Many Have Noticed I Have A Temper ... But When I Calmed Down, I Realized That This World, Blighted And Imperfect As It Is, Would Be Better With You In It.