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The Best Lies To Tell Are The Ones People Want To Believe

[from The Television Show,"evade The Question Time"]at The End Of The First Round, I Will Award Three Points To Mr. Kaine For An Excellent Nonspecific Condemnation, Plus One Bonus Point For Blaming The Previous Government And Another For Successfully Mutating The Question To Promote The Party Line. Mr. Van De Poste Gets A Point For A Firm Rebuttal, But Only Two Points For His Condemnation, As He Tried To Inject An Impartial And Intelligent Observation.

How Fishy On The Fishiness Scale? Ten Is A Stickleback And One Is A Whale Shark." "a Whale Isn't A Fish, Thursday." "a Whale Shark Is--sort Of." "all Right, It's As Fishy As A Crayfish." "a Crayfish Isn't A Fish." "a Starfish, Then." "still Not A Fish." "this Is A Very Odd Conversation, Thursday.

I've Got Six Months To Sort Out The Hackers, Get The Japanese Knotweed Under Control And Find An Acceptable Form Of Narcissus.