The Best Lies To Tell Are The

Words Are Like Leaves,. . .like People Really, Fond Of Their Own Society.

Yes, And Imagine A World Where There Were No Hypothetical Situations.

Journeys Up The Metaphoric River Are Hugely Enjoyable And Highly Recommended. Since Every Genre Is Nourished By Its Heady Waters, A Paddle Steamer Can Take Even The Most Walk-shy Tourists To Their Chosen Destination. As A Bonus, There Is Traditionally At Least One Murder On Board Each Trip--a "consideration" To The Head Steward Will Ensure That It Is Not You.

You Have Many Fine Qualities That I Admire. But You Are Out Of Time. You Should Have Been Born A Century Ago, When Values Such As Yours Meant Something.

There's Something Rotten In The State Of Denmark, And Hamlet Says...it's Payback Time!