The Best Lies To Tell Are The

I've Got Six Months To Sort Out The Hackers, Get The Japanese Knotweed Under Control And Find An Acceptable Form Of Narcissus.

If You Even Think About Asking Harry Potter For An Autograph, Your Day Ends Right Now.

Journeys Up The Metaphoric River Are Hugely Enjoyable And Highly Recommended. Since Every Genre Is Nourished By Its Heady Waters, A Paddle Steamer Can Take Even The Most Walk-shy Tourists To Their Chosen Destination. As A Bonus, There Is Traditionally At Least One Murder On Board Each Trip--a "consideration" To The Head Steward Will Ensure That It Is Not You.

I Suggest We Depict Penguins As Callous And Unfeeling Creatures Who Insist On Bringing Up Their Children In What Is Little More Than A Large Chest Freezer.

So My Humor, I'd Say, Comes From A Mixture Of Lowbrow Comedy Shows And Highbrow Theater. It's An Interesting Mix.