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Goodness Is Weakness, Pleasantness Is Poisonous, Serenity Is Mediocrity And Kindness Is For Losers. The Best Reason For Committing Loathsome And Detestable Acts – And Let’s Face It, I Am Considered Something Of An Expert In This Field – Is Purely For Their Own Sake. Monetary Gain Is All Very Well, But It Dilutes The Taste Of Wickedness To A Lower Level That Is Obtainable By Almost Anyone With An Overdeveloped Sense Of Avarice. True And Baseless Evil Is As Rare As The Purest Good.

"edward, Edward," He Said With A Patronising Smile, "there Are No Unanswered Questions Of Any Relevance. Every Question That We Need To Ask Has Been Answered Fully. If You Can't Find The Correct Answer Then You Are Obviously Asking The Wrong Question."

Okay, This Is The Wisdom. First, Time Spent On Reconnaissanse Is Never Wasted. Second, Almost Anything Can Be Improved With The Addition Of Bacon. And Finally, There Is No Problem On Earth That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Hot Bath And A Cup Of Tea.

Comedy Was One Of Those Genres That While Appearing Quite Jolly Was Actually Highly Dangerous.

The Safest Course Was Actually The Simplest-do Nothing At All And Hope Everything Turned Out For The Best. It Wasn't A Great Plan, But It Had The Benefits Of Simplicity And A Long Tradition.