Religion Is Such A Medieval Idea. Don't

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. I Have Photos Of My Folks Leaving The Hospital With Sacks Over Their Heads... I Asked My Mother How To Turn Off The Electric Fan. She Said 'grab The Blade!

I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just Hate Rugs That Go Squish-squish.

The Last Thing I'd Learn, Well Into My Career, Was How To Get On, How To Say Hello, How To Get In With The Audience.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

My House Used To Be Haunted, But The Ghosts Haven't Been Back Since The Night I Tried On All My Wigs.