Religion Is Just Mind Control.

I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His Family.

The Only Good Thing Ever To Come Out Of Religion Was The Music.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

Granola Didn't Sell Very Well When It Was Good For You. Now It Has Caramel, Chocolate, Marshmallow, Saturated Fat And Sweeteners With A Small Amount Of Oats And Grains. Sales Picked Up.

There Are Actually People Who Go Out And Re-fight These Battles. You Know What I Say? Use Real Ammunition! You Just Might Raise The Intelligence Level Of The American Gene Pool!