There Are Actually People Who Go Out

If Black Boxes Survive Air Crashes - Why Don't They Make The Whole Plane Out Of That Stuff?

I, Myself, Have Killed Six People. All Random, All Undetected, No Way To Trace Them To Me. And, Let Me Tell You, There's Nothin' Like It. It's A Great Feeling. Yeah, I Know, You're Thinking. 'aw, He's A Comedian. He's Just Sayin' That Stuff.' Good. That's Exactly What I Want You To Think.

The Planet Isn't Going Anywhere. We Are.

Here’s A Bumper Sticker I’d Like To See: “we Are The Proud Parents Of A Child Who’s Self-esteem Is Sufficient That He Doesn’t Need Us Promoting His Minor Scholastic Achievements On The Back Of Our Car."

You Show Me Something That Doesn't Cause Cancer, And I'll Show You Something That Isn't On The Market Yet.