I'm Sure Hitler Was Great With His

Not Only Do I Not Know What's Going On, I Wouldn't Know What To Do About It If I Did.

We Will Never Be An Advanced Civilization As Long As Rain Showers Can Delay The Launching Of A Space Rocket.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

I Was Once Dancing With A Woman Who Told Me She Had A Yeast Infection So I Told Her To Bake Me Some Bread.

When Someone Is Impatient And Says, 'i Haven't Got All Day,' I Always Wonder, How Can That Be? How Can You Not Have All Day?