Religion Cruelly Exploits Our Need To Feel

I'm Kinda Like Herpes, I Just Keep Coming Back.

Give A Man A Fish And He Will Eat For A Day. Teach Him How To Fish, And He Will Sit In A Boat And Drink Beer All Day.

I Think I Am, Therefore, I Am... I Think.

The Human Species Could Have Been Great But Instead We Became Satisfied With Lights On Our Tennis Shoes.

People Love To Admit They Have Bad Handwriting Or That They Can't Do Math. And They Will Readily Admit To Being Awkward: 'i'm Such A Klutz!' But They Will Never Admit To Having A Poor Sense Of Humor Or Being A Bad Driver.