O. J. Simpson Has Already Received The

Soft Rock Music Isn't Rock, And It Ain't Music. It's Just Soft. Reminds Me Of Something My Third-grade Teacher Said To Us. She Said, "you Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala."

I Was Taken To The Hospital For Observation. I Stayed Several Days, Didn't Observe Anything, And I Left.

What Year Did Jesus Think It Was?

And Now Gay People Want To Get Married... Haven't They Suffered Enough?

To Me The Cynics Are The Ones In The Boardrooms With The Reports From The Focus Groups.