Reality Is The Only Obstacle To Happiness.

Anticipating That Most Poetry Will Be Worse Than Carrying Heavy Luggage Through O'hare Airport, The Public, To Its Loss, Reads Very Little Of It.

Inanimate Objects Can Be Classified Scientifically Into Three Major Categories: Those That Don't Work, Those That Break Down And Those That Get Lost.

It Was Queen Elizabeth Who Made Me A Foreign Correspondent.

What [man Landing On The Moon] Is Doing Up There Is Indulging His Obsession With The Impossible. The Impossible Infuriates And Tantalizes Him. Show Him An Impossible Job And He Will Reduce It To A Possibility So Trite That Eventually It Bores Him.

A Group Of Politicians Deciding To Dump A President Because His Morals Are Bad Is Like The Mafia Getting Together To Bump Off The Godfather For Not Going To Church On Sunday.