Reality Is The Only Obstacle To Happiness.

A Day Spent Praising The Earth And Lamenting Man's Pollutionist History Makes You Feel Like A Superior, Sensitive Soul.

Americans Like Fat Books And Thin Women.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.

In America Nothing Dies Easier Than Tradition.

Schoolteachers Seemed Determined To Persuade Me That 'classic' Is A Synonym For 'narcotic'.