In America Nothing Dies Easier Than Tradition.

Except For Politics, No Business Is Scrutinized More Exhaustively Than Journalism.

There Are Good Reasons Why Everybody Should Heed Politicians' Advise Not To Believe The Media. One Of The Best Is That The Media Report What Politicians Say.

You Can't Enjoy Light Verse With A Heavy Heart.

The People Who Are Always Hankering Loudest For Some Golden Yesteryear Usually Drive New Cars.

Grass Is The Least Rewarding Of All Status Symbols... The Grass Does Nothing But Drink Money, Exhaust Energies, Crush Spirits, Destroy Sleep, Create Tensions And Interfere With The Watching Of Baseball Games, And Sprout Insolent Signs Ordering Humans To Keep Off It.