I Don't Like Men Who Blow-dry Their

The Rain Forest Has Sting. Now Siberia Has Jack Dee. Someone Had To Draw The Short Straw. In This Case It Was The Rain Forest.

I Really Like Rustic Mediterranean Cooking. And I Like Trying Out Curry Takeaways.

But I Like Going To Church. If You've Been Brought Up In The Church Of England, It Feels Like Visiting An Elderly Relative. And I Think It's Important That Part Of The Kids' Education Is Knowing About The Bible.

If I've Inadvertently Become Some Sort Of Role Model For Failed Comedians, Then It's Really Backfired Very Badly On Me.

I'm Not Really Part Of Any Group Or Clique Or Gang Because That's Always Been My Nature.