Make Lots Of Money. Enjoy The Work.

I Hate People Who Think It's Clever To Take Drugs... Like Custom Officers.

Whenever You're In Any Acting Role You Are Mortgaging Your Own Character.

One Saturday In 1984, I Walked Into My First Aa Meeting. I Went Regularly For Six Years And Only Stopped When I Came To Realize My Underlying Problem Was Not Genuine Alcoholism, But Depression.

Well, I Don't Ever Get Excited. I Haven't Been Excited Since I Got A Chopper Bicycle When I Was About 12. Once You Get Older You Realise There's Always A Catch To Everything. So When I Get, Say, A Commission To Make A Tv Show, The Catch Is That You Have To Deliver Something And Then The Sense Of Responsibility Overwhelms The Joy Of The Occasion.

I Don't Like Men Who Blow-dry Their Hair. If You Are A Man And You Blow-dry Your Hair, Then I Don't Like You And That's All There Is To It.