Make Lots Of Money. Enjoy The Work.

I Really Like Rustic Mediterranean Cooking. And I Like Trying Out Curry Takeaways.

I Spent The First 25 Years Of My Life Not Knowing What I Wanted To Do.

In My Local Newspaper, They Had This Advert: 'please Look After Your Neighbours In The Cold Weather'. I Live Next Door To This 84-year-old Woman, And Do You Know, Not Once Has She Come Round To See If I'm All Right. The Lazy Cow Hasn't Even Taken Her Milk In For A Fortnight.

I Really Hated Fighting People And Hurting Them, But Felt Unable To Stop.

The Rain Forest Has Sting. Now Siberia Has Jack Dee. Someone Had To Draw The Short Straw. In This Case It Was The Rain Forest.